Posted by Darkhound on October 17, 2008 at 9:40PM
So, give a balanced statement about yourself as a person, including the good and the bad facts, but add the stuff you'd like to do, achieve and *be* in the rest of your life as might be orated at your ideal funeral. You can use it as an inspirational blueprint of the person you'd like to be, you can treat it as a bit of fun, or you can see it as the latest opportunity to keep this historic forum alive. I'm gonna treat it as all of the above, and apply appropriately equal thirds of background, ambition and wishful thinking. All of which we should endeavour to do while being *reasonably* concise so as not to appear too self indulgent. Extra marks are awarded if you manage to include Otters.
The idea for this thread was inspired by our very own JessieBair who is a girl that grabs life daily by the throat and throttles it until it gurgles. Unless she's taken her Kalms and had enough sleep, in which case she just gives it a mild bitch-slap.