Posted by Amalisa on October 19, 2008 at 10:19AM
In Reply to: Re: Write your own obituary posted by Amalisa on October 18, 2008 at 9:17PM:
: Facts, you said. Well, hell, my life hasn't been anywhere near as interesting as all that. Facts... hmmm... never high in the, well, high sense of the word. I am fun-loving and gregarious. Not all that fiscally responsible but have never taken out a pay-day loan. The ADOS is fairly accurate but the only jobs in the list that I've had are movie critic and radio disc jockey. Other than that, secretary (for lawyers, and which could include switchboard operator, bartender and gunrunner), real estate agent (hence, the pirate) and insurance adjuster (the hours have impacted my social life to the point that I might as well live in a cloister). I did want to be an airline hostess when I was a little girl. (I also wanted to be a spy.) Never met a B-movie star and, as for state politicians - I do have standards. Thought about running away to the French Foreign Legion at one point, but that was after my divorce from my one and only husband, and inquiries indicated that they didn't offer childcare so that was quickly quashed. I do have two cats, Tiger and Buffy. My father's cats were named Black and Decker which sounded much cooler. I have never been a vegetarian in my life. Them's the facts.