Rand's just a sheep-herd
from a one-parent-family,
He's not so easy come, easy go
Highly strung, sure to blow
Any way the wheel turns, Rand will surely moan
"Why me?"

Dragon
Just killed his clan
Put a weave around their heads
Channeled strongly
now they're dead.

Ishy, he was watching
Saw that Lews was nuts
Why does the Dragon always go that way?

Ilyena,
oooooh oooooh
Didn't mean to make you fry,
If I'm not sane again this time tomorrow
run away, run away
it doesn't really matter.

Too late
Moraine has come
My Two-Rivers life was fine
Herding sheep and drinking wine

Goodbye everybody
She says I gotta go
gotta leave you all behind and face Shai'tan

Egwene,
ooooh ooooh
I don't wanna channel
I sometimes wish the-immortal-soul-of-the-dragon-had-not-been-reincarnated-in-my-lousy-body at all *sing that bit really quickly*

I see a little silhouetto of a Narg
Shadow Spawn! Shadow Spawn!
Where'd my Daddy's sword go?
Trolloc hooves and Myrdraal
Very very frightening me!
Soiled Panties
Aes Sedai's
I could run to Tanchico

I'm just a poor boy, I can't channel Saidin
(he's the bloody dragon, who's he think he's kidding?)
Spare him his life, why not take Cenn Buei?

If I come, and don't run, will he let met me go?
Ishmael? No! He will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Ishmael? No! He's not daft you know (Let him go!)
Feel my saidin flow (let him go)
Large Balefire to go (let him go)
Think I'm gonna throw
No No No No No No No
Elan Morin, Elan Morin
(Elan Morin let me go)
The Great Lord of Dark has a mindtrap set aside for me
for me
for MEEEEEEEEEE

*headbanging bit*

So you think you turn me, can make me switch sides?
So you think you can tempt me with that Lanfear's thighs?
Oh Shai'tan
Just don't work like that Shai'tan
You can't get out,
Till I break the seals, I've no fear.

The Wheel will keep on turning
Anyone can see
Until Tarmon Gaidon,
Until Tarmon Gaidon we're freeeeee
(anyway the black wind blows....)

 
 ukDarkhound